Indy
11-05-2005, 03:25 PM
With Alex turning six weeks old this week, we reached that milestone that every hot-blooded male counts down to after the birth of a child. bounce: laughing \:D/ Of course, it also requires certain precautions, especially if you don't want another kid bouncing around the house in about nine months. That means being properly protected.
The wife came home yesterday afternoon from her doctor's appointment announcing that I needed to go out and buy condoms. Nevermind that she'd just come back from Wal-mart. Last I checked (albiet 15 years ago), Wal-mart had a pretty good selection of those things. Fine, I'll suck it up and go get them--it's been three months!
So around 11:00 last night, I had the wife pull into the pharmacy, on the way home from my parents. As luck would have it, some teenage girl was manning the counter. For the first time in my life, I felt old. Here I am, 32 years old, buying condoms on a Friday night--and buying them from a kid. I've got the wife and two sleeping kids waiting out in the parking lot for me. In my wildest dreams, I could not have predicted this moment in my life.
The wife came home yesterday afternoon from her doctor's appointment announcing that I needed to go out and buy condoms. Nevermind that she'd just come back from Wal-mart. Last I checked (albiet 15 years ago), Wal-mart had a pretty good selection of those things. Fine, I'll suck it up and go get them--it's been three months!
So around 11:00 last night, I had the wife pull into the pharmacy, on the way home from my parents. As luck would have it, some teenage girl was manning the counter. For the first time in my life, I felt old. Here I am, 32 years old, buying condoms on a Friday night--and buying them from a kid. I've got the wife and two sleeping kids waiting out in the parking lot for me. In my wildest dreams, I could not have predicted this moment in my life.