Kids say the darndest things

[Kritter]

When we had our fourth child the rest of the kids and I went home on the night of the delivery to get the last minute things done to the house for when momma and baby come home in the morning. My younger brother came with us. He was watching the discovery channel or something when I came in with a basket of laundry. I sat on the couch to fold clothes and my 4yo daughter comes in and takes a seat next to me.
"What are those?" she asks me pointing to the wolves on tv "They are cute".
Me "They're wolves honey."
Her "oh....... you can't pet wolves."
Me "no, they're wild animals they might bite you. They're mean."
Her " Yeah, they'll blow your house down."

[Remington]

Somebody been reading the 3 little pigs? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[G1cajun]

When my son was Five he saw someone smoking and asked me about it. I tried to give the quick explanation that smoking will make you die sooner than you are supossed to. He interrogated me and extracted every bit of knowledge I had about smoking and what it does to your body. The very next day we were at the SnoCone stand. The folks there are very nice to him so he feels at home speaking to them. One of them steped outstide the stand for a smoke. My son looked at her and said to me "Dad she is smoking but, she is not dieing". I told him I would talk to him later about it. He immediately went to the lady and said "Why are you smoking, Do you want to Die?"
I have not returned to the SnoCone stand.

[Remington]

haha!

When I was a kid I went into the post office with my mom and the guy that gave us our stamps was a big over weight person. I took one look at him and said out loud so everybody could hear, "than man has a fat belly." My mom just dropped her head onto her pocket book that was sitting on the counter. :lol: :lol:

[SAHF]

:D

Here's one for you....

When I was about 5, my mom was taking the family to visit grandma. On the way to grandma's house, we got into a fender bender. Before the cops came, mom and dad switched places.

When the police showed up he asked what happened. I yelled out that mom hit that car, she does not have a drivers license, and stuck up the bad finger at that guy.

My mom was :oops: . The cop laughed SO hard...he let her go with just a warning!

[Remington]

Some kids are just too honest! :lol:

[SAHF]

Some kids are just too honest! :lol:

That is what I love about kids! No holds bar!

[Remington]

Like the little things too. I was giving horsy rides around my inlaws house. They would get on my back and I would pretend to be a horse. I got a little hot doing it in my jeans and t-shirt. We went in the other room to eat and my daughter says, "daddy, you stink like being sweaty."

:lol: :lol:

[SAHF]

:D :P :D