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Indy
04-18-2006, 03:43 PM
Rachel apparently has learned that deodorant and cream cheese look the same, but do not taste the same. Our little commando grabbed your deodorant stick while I was in the shower and applied it to her waffle. She also applied a good amount of it to her sister's head. So now I have an infant who looks like she's been graffitied by surfers and a toddler who's running around with her toungue hanging out, licking everything in sight, all in a vain attempt to get rid of the taste.

I suppose you'll be wanting to buy a new stick, rather than pick the crumbs out of the old one.

Bollux
04-18-2006, 04:12 PM
lmao.....mmmmm old spice. =p dunno how to get that off the tongue.

floridamcmarion1
04-18-2006, 04:34 PM
laughing Remember this incident for the future when your daughter has an irrational fear of using deodorant!

Bollux
04-18-2006, 07:39 PM
nnnnoooooooooo

woodchuck
04-19-2006, 12:35 PM
That'll teach ya to shower while they're loose.

Bollux
04-19-2006, 12:41 PM
yeah dontcha know to lock em into a chair or staple them to the floor when you shower. last week i had to help bring out the crib parts to the sould be inlaws as they were goign to store it for us in their basement. i put him in the chair and helped bring the parts out and the mil almost had a fit cause i left him in the chair. I am like he is safe, no food, not near anything and watching the comatosing toy story.

Bollux
04-19-2006, 02:39 PM
lol bike lock em to the table or something. =p

Patrickz
04-20-2006, 01:26 PM
You guys stiil keep forgetting the beauty of duct tape :twisted:

woodchuck
04-21-2006, 02:53 AM
Umm...it leaves marks. Mom'l ask questions. :roll: