Read after lunch!

[Don-Dad]

What wonderful morning. My oldest has a bit of diarhea. Well the first 2 times to the bathroom, nice, he hit the toilet. Not so lucky on the third time. yuck.

Well no harm no foul, off to the shower to get cleaned up. Son #2, almost 1 year old, gets a bath. After bath I let him run around nakey. One minute later I see a lincoln log in his hand. Ha, not a Lincoln log after all but a nice piece of, well you know what. Off to the bath again and I thought today was going to be easier than yesterday, hehehehe! :P

Oh yeah, things just got better. Go out to start the Van, engine lights on. Now were stuck home til the car dealership calls back, arghhhhhh!

[Remington]

Oh man... you are having some fun eh?

Well, my son FINALLY is potty trained but needs daddy to put his underwear and shorts back on. Well, he has to pee like 43 times a day. We were outside yesterday and he rain up to go to the bathroom. When he was done he comes flying out the door, onto the porch, down the steps completely naked. He throws me his underwear and shorts and says, "I can't do it." :lol: :lol:

The neighbors loved that one.

Today my 4 year old has been puking green liquid. I hope she is ok. :shock:

[SAHF]

:D :D :D

Lincoln Logs..... :D :D I would have to just die after that! That IS worth a picture for FUTURE "friends"!

[Don-Dad]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I feel better now!

[tt3]

That reminds me of a friend who left his dog in his car after she ate a bucket full of crayfish shells... :shock:

We'll just say he used a hose and leave it at that. :lol:

[SAHF]

Speaking of Lincoln Logs This happened to a buddy of mine who's got two kids and lives in Barbados. Her two boys were in the car while she was shopping (they can do that in the islands). The store manager approaches her and asks "miss, do you own the blue Mini Leyland" when she said yes he said she'd better head out there quickly. What met her was all windows smeared in brown circular swirls. from winshield to rear window and passengers to boot. Add to the modern Picasso effort were seats, steering wheel, dashboard and two kids, well I guess you get the picture. So as stoicly as the stiff upper lipped brit could muster she wipes off the driver seat and a small section of the windshield of which she could peer out and drove out of the shopping lot to the applause of a large and appreciative audience.

:shock:

I would have just taken the kids and abandon the car! Call the insurance company and leave it at that! :D

[mjknapp]

Nice Don, that sounds like a barrell of fun in one day. A little late on this post, but I have been having a hectic week to.

[MacDaddy]

Those are great! It's also fun when your son is so proud of his acccomplishments that he runs back into the full chapel at church proclaiming it out loud before he gets to his mother. Happened here.