Note to self...

[woodchuck]

Note to self...next time I get a bad peice of food, don't instinctively spit it out until out of sight of the kids, they stop eating everything on their plate.

In this case, it was an off tasting strawberry, they immediately spit theirs out and wouldn't eat the rest of their lunch. ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) daddy.

[DaddyO]

Yes, caution is good. But my kids are still saying "Oh, crap!" when something goes wrong. Wonder where they picked that up? :oops:

[sao95]

:lol: :lol:

[SGTDad]

I am terrible about cussing at traffic with my kids in the car. I REALLY REALLY need to kick that habit.

[Bollux]

swearing at people in cars is a NY tradition. I think not a trip goes by where something has to fly out of mouth due to some retard cutting off or whatever.

Traffic is and always shall be my bane! Once spent 3 hours to go 10 miles....people were out on the highway walking their dogs, playing frisbee, now that traffic coupled with my sisters 92 sundance with no a/c in august.....made for an interesting 3 hours.

[Indy]

My daughter once called my wife a douche nozzle. Of course that may have been my fault. It was a quiet Saturday morning, we were all sitting laying in bed and I looked at my daughter, pointed to my wife and remarked, "douche nozzle." I only said it once and she latched on to it like none other--this is the same girl who still thinks her name is either "sister" or "boo."

[Ma(tt)Daddy]

This is one funny@$$ thread!!!!!!!!

My wife and I swear like sailors (a weird trend, for some reason, amongst theatre folks . . .) and no matter how hard we try, we can't seem to consistently curb our nasty vocab. My kid is almost 11 months and is trying really hard to make sounds into words.

For the last two weeks he's been saying over and over again, "duk," "guk," "duk," "guk."

:shock:

We better try harder.



Indy . . . DOUCHE NOZZLE???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!


laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

[grilldaddy]

When my son Conner was learning how to talk he of course had his own way of pronouncing words. One day I decided to take him for a surprise visit to see mommy, who was at an all day scrapbooking thing.
As we left our house there was a moving van parked across the street and I said "Look, Conner...big truck!". He yells out "Big c*ck, daddy!"

I said "No Conner, big TRUCK"

"Big c*ck big c*ck!"

The whole way there in the car..."Big c*ck, daddy, big c*ck!"

I was seriously considering aborting the whole trip because I really didn't need the embarrassment of him yelling that at the top of his lungs in front of a huge group of women (although I guess some of them might be impressed by what they thought was a description of his daddy's attributes) but he stopped just before we got there.

[Don-Dad]

:lol: Funny thread indeed. My oldest was saying "God Dammit" :oops: then he moved to "God!" I have tried explaining he might offend someone when he says that "But why?" Man these 20 questions can be rough to answer.

I have a bit of a potty mouth :oops: My wife is always giving me the evil eye, she rarely swears. I can't help it, my parent swore like sailors and it was passed down a generation.

I was watching "Waiting" pretty lame movie but they swore alot and I'm sure subliminally It was passed to me :D

[CTDon]

Yeah, my son has his own way of saying things. I'm pretty sure i posted this story around the Holidays, but we were walking in the mall and passed by a jewelry store.

He saw the watches and said "c*ock!" (since watches and clocks were the same to him). Then he saw the big clock on the wall: "whoa! Big C*ck!".

We walked by one of those kiosks that sold figurines of animals. He saw the fox and proudly pointed and said "Fok!" of course, O's and U's sound the same too. :oops:

Then there were the "kitties"....K and T are also the same.......


The funny thing he does now is if we're in a public place and i gotta take a leak I'll hold him in my arms as i'm standing at the urinal, as i don't trust him in a public bathroom with me not being able to go anywhere. Anyway, he'll keep repeating "Dad Pee, Dad Pee" and if somebody else comes in? "Man Pee, Man Pee".

Earlier this week an older gentleman at the urinal next to me let one rip. What does my little buddy say? "Man poop". Now I know how hard it is to explain something to your kid while you're trying not to burst at the seams.

[vertygo]

Yup.. my Aiden has the same pronounciation of "clock"

'Look dada, a lil c*ck!' all over the place.. ugh.

One night while playing poker and drinking a little too much, I got him to call one of my friends a stream of explatives. Everyone was shocked, had a good chuckle, then commented on how he'd swear the rest of the night. He never repeated it once since then.. gooood boy, keep dada out of trouble :)

[Boarddad]

The way the kids pick up on language are some of the best times!! My daughter used to say "bafwito" until the wife and I thought it was cute and started using the word too. I think we gave her a complex because she quickly corrected her own pronunciation.

Looking back up a few posts to the "big truck" comment, I can remember back to when my son was about 2 and was sitting in the living room playing with a dump truck. I was lost in a book, but something triggered my profanity radar and I realized that it sounded like my son was saying "butt f*ck". I tried to correct him but to no avail. When the wife came home from work he was still in there playing and talking and I have never in my life received such stares from her.

To this day I still feel like she holds me responsible for that.....

[Jackson's Dad]

To this day I still feel like she holds me responsible for that.....

Well, someone's gotta teach the kids these life lessons!

[troy00690]

About 10 years ago I was going to the store with my mom and younger sister about 7 years old. Somebody cut my mom off and and you hear from the back seat. Mom is that a son of a bitch. Her reason for asking that was that is what Jenni (older sister) says when they do that the her.

[Don-Dad]

:lol: nice one, I laughed out loud, thanks :)

[ministermatt]

When my oldest was a baby we lived in Kansas City and I listened to the radio station 101 The Fox. Their identifier was a catchy little gingle and at the end it said in a monster truck type announcer voice "101 the fox" Taylor started repeating it. She would say it all the time. She stayed with my parents for a weekend and my dad pulled me aside to have a serious talk. "Taylor is using the "F" word... Thing is when she said "101 the fox" it came out "101 f*ck". I never noticed it because I knew what she was saying, but my dad was another story. So I had to explain what she was trying to say.

[Don-Dad]

Kind of "off" topic, but I was at Tae Kwon Do tonight and this dude was talking about how he hurt his knee, said one of the younger lower belts fell and cock blocked him, his wife and I were like "what?" :shock: "He cock blocked you?", "Yeah he fell on my leg", "Oh you mean chop blocked you, big difference, hahahahaah!"