Engineers.....

[EX Race Driver]

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."




I just couldn't resist...

[jeffus]

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
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During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, NASA decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.

After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.

The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
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Some of us have a sense of humor....not all of us, but some of us.
Jeff

[SAHF]

During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, NASA decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.

After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.

The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
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Some of us have a sense of humor....not all of us, but some of us.
Jeff

=D>

[Weston]

....Hold on....Let me just drink these three beer bottles down so I can do this puzzle properly :)

[Jackson's Dad]

No knife may touch the ground.Yes but can the knives touch the table? :wink:

[Jackson's Dad]

ok, i put the knives on another table. :wink:

[benj]

=D>

[jeffus]

3 questions and you may pass......

"What is your name?".....

"What is your favorite color?"....."Red. No Blue. Waaaaa"

"What is the airspeed of a swallow?"......"African or European?" "I don't know" "Waaaaa".

- copyright acknowlegement - Monty Python & the Holy Grail....

[Jackson's Dad]

That's one of those classic garden-path puzzles. Lead them down the logical path and watch them continue down, when what you need to do is turn 90 degrees. Especially effective when people are slightly buzzed as they are less likely to see the trap. :)

[Weston]

Ok.

I have answer to puzzle.

Drink bottles of beer and place them on table as specified. Look at bottles for a while and ponder puzzle.

Now get three more bottles and drink them down...Ok now I have two sets of bottles on table. Better put knives away. Ive still got the cup of water out...

Now get three more bottles and drink them on tabel. where did knives go.
I have to get three more beer bottles from frige. Fall on table and nock bottles over. Wife come home lemme give her the water. I hav to cleen up table now i puke on floor. I balance water cup on my head

[benj]

Do you konw how hrad it is to tpye wtih bnadiads cievorng yuor fngiers?

Oh and how do you get bolod stian out of the cearpt?