the pee that launched a post

[hockeydad]

so I'm on a walk today and I have to pee. again. I then proceed to navigate away from passing cars, the people on the trail across the river, the neighbors, the front carrier with my kid, and the braking mechanism on the stroller all for a conceiling tree and blessed relief.

this is a common scene with me. and I find myself wishing for a much bigger bladder. like a 10 gallon tank, maybe with some wheels attached for easy traveling and a place to hold my coffee cup. that is the one bodily adapation - a mega bladder - that would make my life as a sahd so so so much more easy.

which of course makes me wonder what addition (or subraction) from mother nature's human design would make your lives as sahd easier.

[benj]

Perhaps interchangeable body parts?

[benj]

Speaking of bladders, I read that isinglass finings (used to clear the beer) is made from the dried swim bladder of the sturgeon fish…Would any of you home brewers care to confirm or deny this?
I wonder how the dried bladder of a truckie would clarify the ale?

[Weston]

What kind of addition of body parts?

Well, I know several people (including some who post here) who would probably benefit from a spare liver or two.

Right now I wouldn't mind an extra eyeball. I'd have it put in the palm of my hand so I could just raise my hand up over the computer to see how the little guy is doing.

Pretty lazy huh? :roll:

[benj]

That belly button lint would give you a classic 70's afro look, Louis...
Do you do disco?
Do you do navel piercing? That would give you that Billy Idol lisp.