Those Three Wiseguys

[Indy]

Rachel started pre-school this year at our church and I've been quite amused by her interpretations of the bible stories she's heard. Here are some of the more memorable ones:

1. Baby Jesus was born in a barn. Because of this, all babies are born in barns.
2. Baby Jesus was born and gives us presents.
3. The three wise men brought apple juice, diapers, and bottles.

[Riggs]

That's great! Guess you won't be able to use that line to kids when they leave the door open, "What, were you born in a barn?" I can see her serious look now, "Yes." :lol:

[Indy]

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

She got my wife pretty good a while back. Rachel was in the back seat of the truck, talking a mile a minute. My wife finally had enough and said "Rachel, you're driving me insane!". Rachel replied with, "Now I'm not, I'm driving you nuts!"

[Weston]

That's cute! I can't wait to see what my son might come up with when he gets a bit older.

[chuck]

priceless! These are the things we would be missing if we were at work!

[woodchuck]

Rachel started pre-school this year at our church and I've been quite amused by her interpretations of the bible stories she's heard. Here are some of the more memorable ones:

1. Baby Jesus was born in a barn. Because of this, all babies are born in barns.
2. Baby Jesus was born and gives us presents.
3. The three wise men brought apple juice, diapers, and bottles.

A childs spin on life is usually accurate and simple, helps us regain the path.

[RunLongLiveLong]

Thats funny!