Weston
01-06-2005, 05:35 PM
Ok...so this is a little gross..but I'm pretty sure I'm not the only dad who has done something like this.
A couple of months ago, the wife and I went to a wedding where the party favors were caramel apples. So we took two home (both for me, she doesn't like them). Couple days later around lunch time I was eating one of them and I happened to look over at the wrapper it came in. The left-over caramel inside the wrapper looked amazingly similar to something else....
:idea: :twisted: :idea:
So I go to the nursery and get a clean diaper and bring it back in to the kitchen. Get out a butter knife and spread the caramel on the diaper...not enough caramel...got to eat the other caramel apple so I'll have more caramel.
When I was finished applying the caramel, and after a few artistic touches, I was amazed at my reproduction. Wait for the wife to come home...
Minutes before she is to arrive I place the caramel diaper on the floor just outside of the nursery...this was before we had a diaper champ for the stinky diapers, and would just throw them away in a small waste basket with the other diapers.
We have two large indoor dogs, one of which is very mischievous, and he was to be my scapegoat for the missplaced diaper. My wife comes in the house, and we all greet her. Mean while, Kodi (the mischievous dog), starts sniffing in the direction of the diaper. Before he is able to put his whole snout in the thing, I yell at him, getting my wife's attention as well.
So I run over there and pull him away and wait for the wife to come see it. She's the first to blame the dog for pulling the stinky diaper out of the wastebasket. I bend over, pick the diaper up, start to throw it away, and then just stare at it quizically, like there was something not normal with the contents.....
What is it? wife wants to know....I put my finger in the caramel (looking at wife out of the corner of my eye).... and slowly bring to my mouth a glob of the caramel.....
I couldn't hold out much longer, I had to tell her what it really was before she started to get hysterical. Luckily, after I had explained it to her, she laughed as well.
A couple of months ago, the wife and I went to a wedding where the party favors were caramel apples. So we took two home (both for me, she doesn't like them). Couple days later around lunch time I was eating one of them and I happened to look over at the wrapper it came in. The left-over caramel inside the wrapper looked amazingly similar to something else....
:idea: :twisted: :idea:
So I go to the nursery and get a clean diaper and bring it back in to the kitchen. Get out a butter knife and spread the caramel on the diaper...not enough caramel...got to eat the other caramel apple so I'll have more caramel.
When I was finished applying the caramel, and after a few artistic touches, I was amazed at my reproduction. Wait for the wife to come home...
Minutes before she is to arrive I place the caramel diaper on the floor just outside of the nursery...this was before we had a diaper champ for the stinky diapers, and would just throw them away in a small waste basket with the other diapers.
We have two large indoor dogs, one of which is very mischievous, and he was to be my scapegoat for the missplaced diaper. My wife comes in the house, and we all greet her. Mean while, Kodi (the mischievous dog), starts sniffing in the direction of the diaper. Before he is able to put his whole snout in the thing, I yell at him, getting my wife's attention as well.
So I run over there and pull him away and wait for the wife to come see it. She's the first to blame the dog for pulling the stinky diaper out of the wastebasket. I bend over, pick the diaper up, start to throw it away, and then just stare at it quizically, like there was something not normal with the contents.....
What is it? wife wants to know....I put my finger in the caramel (looking at wife out of the corner of my eye).... and slowly bring to my mouth a glob of the caramel.....
I couldn't hold out much longer, I had to tell her what it really was before she started to get hysterical. Luckily, after I had explained it to her, she laughed as well.