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irie feeling 05-14-2018 12:43 PM

Your Daily dad joke
Corny jokes you tell your kids.
Makes you kids roll their eyes and say, Daaaad!"
So I'll try to keep this up.
Put yours in by noon, but only one responder a day- that way it will last forever. Check the date.
If nobody puts one in by noon I will. I got a ton.

I'm first. Somebody else tommorow. If not by noon, I drop one.

"I'm so excited Spring is here, I wet my plants."


757dad 05-15-2018 12:12 PM

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?????

They just finished a 31 day March!!!!

irie feeling 05-16-2018 04:12 PM

What do Vegan zombies eat? Grains!

gduck 05-17-2018 12:19 PM

What do dinosaurs use to clean their teeth?


irie feeling 05-17-2018 04:12 PM

Well done Dads.

irie feeling 05-18-2018 04:03 PM

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

irie feeling 05-21-2018 04:20 PM

I'm making sandwiches a sandwich? Hey kids, can I make you a sandwich?
Poof, you're a sandwich!

irie feeling 05-22-2018 04:59 PM

Now the shovel-
That was a groundbreaking invention!

irie feeling 05-23-2018 04:41 PM

Was doing good. I quit cold turkey 2 yrs ago.
Then I slipped up and ate a turkey sandwich on accident.

irie feeling 05-24-2018 07:29 PM

Anybody I'm with:"go ahead"
Me: "did you just call me GOATHEAD?"
My wife hates that one. I still use it to this very day. It's like reflex.

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