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irie feeling 01-16-2018 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PinkFrogDad (Post 295593)
Hey a Bar in target might make the Target trips more enjoyable :icon_lol:

+1.

irie feeling 03-06-2018 02:52 AM

Kid insist we go to get a Happy meal. I'm not eating McDonaldd for dinner. No thanks. Mom gets her one in the drive thru. Kid admits she just wanted the new Peter Rabbit toy and can hardly wait.
Two blocks later she going nuts because they gave her a "Snoopy" toy.
Haha. Serves ya right. Can't sit down and eat at a restaurant like the rest of us.
Enjoy your Mcnugetts And greasy fries. And Apple juice.

irie feeling 03-19-2018 12:37 PM

My daughter was "Moses" at the one-day-a-week school play. She practiced all her lines.(only 1) "Let my people go" many times. But her acting was superb.
Had to pull her out because she was sick.
I wonder what they did. They were out of boys as you can see. Moses was a girl.

GamerDadOfFour 03-27-2018 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by irie feeling (Post 295985)
Kid insist we go to get a Happy meal. I'm not eating McDonaldd for dinner. No thanks. Mom gets her one in the drive thru. Kid admits she just wanted the new Peter Rabbit toy and can hardly wait.
Two blocks later she going nuts because they gave her a "Snoopy" toy.
Haha. Serves ya right. Can't sit down and eat at a restaurant like the rest of us.
Enjoy your Mcnugetts And greasy fries. And Apple juice.

We completely avoid the whole toy thing with McDonalds. I know that ordering a happy meal is easier, but it's a lot cheaper to have a water bottle in the car and order a McDouble and apple slices for all the kids.

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Dad jokes to help pass the day.

irie feeling 03-30-2018 02:13 PM

Me: Do you know where Peeps come from?
She: No. tell me.
Me: Bethlehem., you know, down by Allentown. Theres a big factory. They supply the half the planet.
She: Isn't that where Jesus is from?
Me: uh...yeah (don't wanna confuse her)


As far as she's concerned Pensylvania is where pencils come from.

irie feeling 04-19-2018 01:02 PM

Saw it on the news- Gregory Price was busted using a GLUE GUN to rob a tea shop in Brooklyn.
Talk about a stick up!
He said, "don't make me use this thing!"

GamerDadOfFour 04-21-2018 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by irie feeling (Post 296391)
Saw it on the news- Gregory Price was busted using a GLUE GUN to rob a tea shop in Brooklyn.
Talk about a stick up!
He said, "don't make me use this thing!"

I figured you were joking about this at first and had to look it up. That's freaking hilarious.

irie feeling 10-24-2018 08:24 PM

My wife saw that Brian Setzer and his "swing band" (orchestra- he calls it) is coming to play a small venue. He was part of a "swing movement" in the 80's.
She has some cd's.
I says, " oh the Stray Cats are coming!?" She says, "what are you talking about?"
I says, "do you wanna see Sting or the Police? Journey or Steve Perry? Ozzy or Black Sabbath? David Lee Roth or Van Halen?"
"If I'm gonna see Brian Setzer he better bring the Stray Cats."
I think I pissed her off.

Mark B. 10-24-2018 11:58 PM

I saw Setzer's show on AXS TV recently. The guy can still play. Great band. Rockabilly. Nice!

irie feeling 12-04-2018 12:23 PM

You are correct sir. Seltzer can still play. Heard on the radio a couple weeks ago he turned "59" I was like "what?"


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