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Old 01-31-2018, 02:54 PM
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Location: Titletown, USA
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Wife and I were sitting on the couch last night after the kids went to bed. She gets a message from her mom and asks me, "We doing anything the weekend of May (whatever)." "Not that I know of."

"Mom wants to know if I want to go with her and Aunt Patti to a quilt show, to eat at Perkins, and then go play Bingo."

That just cracked me up! Wife says, "What's so funny?!" Said, "Don't forget your walker and oxygen tank!" While on one hand she thought the comment was maybe not in the best of taste, she started cracking up too.

We were still laughing about it this morning.
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