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Old 01-16-2018, 02:02 PM
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Hey a Bar in target might make the Target trips more enjoyable
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Old 03-06-2018, 02:52 AM
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Kid insist we go to get a Happy meal. I'm not eating McDonaldd for dinner. No thanks. Mom gets her one in the drive thru. Kid admits she just wanted the new Peter Rabbit toy and can hardly wait.
Two blocks later she going nuts because they gave her a "Snoopy" toy.
Haha. Serves ya right. Can't sit down and eat at a restaurant like the rest of us.
Enjoy your Mcnugetts And greasy fries. And Apple juice.
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Old 03-19-2018, 12:37 PM
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My daughter was "Moses" at the one-day-a-week school play. She practiced all her lines.(only 1) "Let my people go" many times. But her acting was superb.
Had to pull her out because she was sick.
I wonder what they did. They were out of boys as you can see. Moses was a girl.
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Old 03-27-2018, 11:52 PM
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Kid insist we go to get a Happy meal. I'm not eating McDonaldd for dinner. No thanks. Mom gets her one in the drive thru. Kid admits she just wanted the new Peter Rabbit toy and can hardly wait.
Two blocks later she going nuts because they gave her a "Snoopy" toy.
Haha. Serves ya right. Can't sit down and eat at a restaurant like the rest of us.
Enjoy your Mcnugetts And greasy fries. And Apple juice.
We completely avoid the whole toy thing with McDonalds. I know that ordering a happy meal is easier, but it's a lot cheaper to have a water bottle in the car and order a McDouble and apple slices for all the kids.

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Old 03-30-2018, 02:13 PM
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Me: Do you know where Peeps come from?
She: No. tell me.
Me: Bethlehem., you know, down by Allentown. Theres a big factory. They supply the half the planet.
She: Isn't that where Jesus is from?
Me: uh...yeah (don't wanna confuse her)


As far as she's concerned Pensylvania is where pencils come from.
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Saw it on the news- Gregory Price was busted using a GLUE GUN to rob a tea shop in Brooklyn.
Talk about a stick up!
He said, "don't make me use this thing!"
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Saw it on the news- Gregory Price was busted using a GLUE GUN to rob a tea shop in Brooklyn.
Talk about a stick up!
He said, "don't make me use this thing!"
I figured you were joking about this at first and had to look it up. That's freaking hilarious.
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Old 10-24-2018, 08:24 PM
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My wife saw that Brian Setzer and his "swing band" (orchestra- he calls it) is coming to play a small venue. He was part of a "swing movement" in the 80's.
She has some cd's.
I says, " oh the Stray Cats are coming!?" She says, "what are you talking about?"
I says, "do you wanna see Sting or the Police? Journey or Steve Perry? Ozzy or Black Sabbath? David Lee Roth or Van Halen?"
"If I'm gonna see Brian Setzer he better bring the Stray Cats."
I think I pissed her off.
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I saw Setzer's show on AXS TV recently. The guy can still play. Great band. Rockabilly. Nice!
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