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Old 07-24-2018, 04:21 PM
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Iffin you got goldfish in your pantry, you need to move away from the pond.
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Old 07-25-2018, 12:08 PM
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Just saw this one,

You cant run in a campground, you can only ran because it's past tents.
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Old 07-26-2018, 04:51 PM
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Why did the jet spend so much time on the runway?
It was a model airplane.
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Old 07-26-2018, 05:14 PM
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Why did the jet spend so much time on the runway?
It was a model airplane.

Get it? Runway- model...
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Old 07-27-2018, 04:58 PM
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My boss said I was lazy. I said, "I'm not taking that laying down!"
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Old 07-28-2018, 03:11 PM
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Excuse me, I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
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Old 08-01-2018, 07:11 PM
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Wanna to hear a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
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Old 08-06-2018, 04:37 PM
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Yah know kid, when I was your age, we only had 25 letters in the alphabet. I don't know why.
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:45 PM
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My friend has a butler who only has one arm...
Serves him right.
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:25 PM
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What do you do with a sick boat? Take it in to the dock.
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