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Old 07-28-2020, 07:53 PM
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I asked Siri:
How fast can a road runner run?
Answer : 20 mph.
How fast can a coyote run?
Answer 40 mph.
Hmm.
So all this time we were lied to? Meep- meep!
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Old 07-31-2020, 01:32 PM
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I wonder how many people I will see dressed as “Joe Exotic” on Halloween.
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Old 08-01-2020, 11:10 PM
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Buying that 2020 calendar sure was a waste of $$$.
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Old 08-16-2020, 12:39 PM
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Me: Want some help with your homework?
Son: No. You make it worse.
Me. No, I don’t!
Son: Ok, one of my spelling words is Naysayer. I have to put it in a sentence.
What’s it mean?
Me: That’s easy. A horse.
Son: Go away DAD!
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Old 08-17-2020, 02:01 AM
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Just for guys. One of many puns post on a marquee.

"Rocky mountain oysters... The original sack lunch"
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Old 08-20-2020, 03:12 PM
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Just for guys. One of many puns post on a marquee.

"Rocky mountain oysters... The original sack lunch"
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Old 08-25-2020, 01:47 PM
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Did ya ever notice WTF comes right after Tuesday?
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Old 09-23-2020, 02:45 PM
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Fitness?
How about fittin this pizza in my mouth?
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Old 09-25-2020, 02:56 PM
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A little Friday funny.....Ever been a Target husband?

https://youtu.be/M7xPrf9f7mg
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Old 10-09-2020, 11:16 PM
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
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