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Old 12-18-2018, 07:38 PM
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So the bread says to the oven, "Thanks for helping me rise."
The oven replies, "No worries, it's the yeast that I can do."
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Old 12-19-2018, 05:09 PM
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Knock knock;
Who's there?
Ed.
Ed who?
Well adieu to you too.
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Old 12-20-2018, 06:14 PM
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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
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Old 12-21-2018, 06:17 PM
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What do horses like to dance to?
Stall and Oates.
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Old 12-27-2018, 06:22 PM
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Does anyone want to buy my old vacuum cleaner?
It's just gathering dust.
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Old 12-28-2018, 05:20 PM
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A burglar stole all my lamps. I'm delighted.
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Old 01-02-2019, 05:34 PM
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The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."

A time traveler walks into a bar...
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Old 01-03-2019, 05:35 PM
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Fun fact:
Mr. Spock actually had 3 ears.
A left ear, a right ear, and final Front ear.
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Old 01-04-2019, 07:07 PM
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I could t figure out how the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Old 01-09-2019, 06:00 PM
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You know how OLD people elbow you weddings and say, "heh heh, you're next!" And walk away.
I started doing that at funerals.
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