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Old 02-07-2020, 08:26 PM
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So I was wondering; why is it always statues of guys peeing in fountains and never women?
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Old 02-08-2020, 06:24 PM
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So I was wondering; why is always statues of guys peering in fountains and never women?
I guess it is because women usually don't urinate while standing and guys do. It will look awkward if there will a statue of women sitting and filling the fountain.
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Old 02-08-2020, 08:14 PM
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Had to go there.
Didn't ya?
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Old 02-12-2020, 02:54 PM
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If I live to be a 100, I'm gonna make up a fake secret how I did it, just to mess with people. Like, "eat a pine cone eveyday."
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Old 02-14-2020, 01:25 PM
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My doctor said my blood pressure was low. He wrote me a prescription for 2 sets of IKEA self assembly wardrobes and a trip to the dump.
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Old 02-22-2020, 10:50 PM
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I try not to judge people; but in my experience, people who fall asleep sunbathing usually have a dark side.
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Old 02-24-2020, 02:04 PM
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I reckon I wasn't as I hungry as I thought. Anyone want the rest of this horse?
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Old 03-06-2020, 04:23 PM
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I got a compliment on my driving today! Someone put a note on my windshield that said, "Parking Fine".
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Old 03-07-2020, 11:57 AM
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My co- worker is always bragging about his "trophy wife".
We met at the company picnic. Is there such a thing as a "participation trophy?" She didn't look like 1st,2nd, or 3rd place trophy to me.
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Old 03-15-2020, 05:38 PM
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My cat just came with 24 bags of kitty litter.
Time to stop this nonsense!
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